Entriamo in clima Carnevale con tanta voglia di risate e divertimento. Conoscete barzellette in inglese per bambini? Se troviamo testi non complicati che riescano a essere compresi velocemente, il divertimento sarà assicurato. Eccone alcuni.
L’umorismo inglese è famoso per le sue freddure e spesso non riusciamo a tradurle in italiano, ma in alcune barzellette per bambini troviamo giochi di parole abbastanza semplici anche per chi sta imparando la lingua inglese da poco.
Teacher: «How can we get some clean water?»
Student: «Bring the water from the river and wash it!».
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Teacher: “Jack, what do you know about the Dead Sea?”
Jack: “I didn’t even know it was ill”
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Mom: You have been fighting again, Kevin! You have lost two of your front teeth!
Kevin: I haven’t lost them, Mum, I have got them in my pocket!
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Do Apes kiss?
Yes, but never on the first date!
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Teacher: “Clara please point to America on the map.”
Clara: “This is it.”
Teacher: “Well done. Now class, who found America?”
Class: “Clara did.”
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Teacher: «Today, we’re going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say “I am beautiful,” which tense is it?»
Student: «Obviously it is the past tense».
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Julia: Sir, should anyone be punished for something he hasn’t done?
Teacher: No, of course not!
Julia: Good, because I haven’t done my homework!
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Teacher: Where are you from, Jane?
Jane: From Scotland.
Teacher: What part?
Jane: All of me!
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A: How do you like school?
B: Closed!
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A little boy asks his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” His father replies, “I don’t know, son. I’M STILL PAYING FOR IT!”
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